FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The 2011 Victoria Secret Fashion Show

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MEET IMPLANTO, THE VS SUPERHERO





HER SUPERPOWER IS SHE CAN F*CK WHOEVER SHE WANTS



WORST PLACE TO RELIEVE ONESELF




HOW I WALK AROUND AFTER GETTING MY ARMPITS LASERED

LITTLE RED RIDING SLUTTIEST





LEAST LIKELY TO BE HIT ON BY HUGH JACKMAN





MOST ACCURATE NATALIE PORTMAN IMPRESSION





BEST DRAWING BY A GAY 6 YEAR OLD





PEACOCK TEASE





ANGEL MOST LIKELY TO BE MADE FROM IMPORTANT PERSONAL DOCUMENTS





BRAS MOST LIKELY TO SMELL LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S HOUSE





BEST SEXY BUTTERFLY SCHOOL UNIFORM





HOTTEST GERMAPHOBE





SLUTTIEST MOZART





TIM BURTON’S M-STY-BAYSHIES MATERIAL





SEXIEST BOOTS IN THE 1840s





ACID FEVER DREAMIEST

NICKI MINAJ



BREASTIEST CHANDELIER





LIBERACE’S DREAM WOMAN



THE SCENE 2 HOURS BEFORE THEY’RE PASSED OUT IN THE BEDS OF RUSSIAN BILLIONAIRES



ON HER WAY TO A SEXY VAMPIRE FUNERAL





“YAY!! I’M HOTTT!”



SISTER WIFIEST





ALSO BURNING MANNIEST





SLUTTIEST OCCUPY WALL STREETER





HILLARY CLINTON’S PREFERRED BEDROOM LOOK



BILL CLINTON’S PREFERRED BEDROOM LOOK





IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS THIS IS PRETTY CLASSY





THEN PAZ DE LA HUERTA SHOW UP!





THEN AN NYU STUDENT GOT LOST AND ENDED UP ON THE RUNWAY





OUTFIT DESIGNED BY CAKE BOSS





HOW VICTORIA SECRET MODELS SWIFF



SHE ALSO HAS A STEADY SUPPLY OF FORKS AVAILABLE ALL DAY





THEN ADAM LEVINE SHOWED UP AND WE REALIZE THIS WAS ALL JUST A MAROON 5 MODEL VENDING MACHINE





THE MOMENT NICKI MINAJ REALIZED WHERE SHE IS





KANYE WEST COULD NOT STOP HIGH FIVING BOOBS ALL NIGHT





AND FINALLY, SURE.