If You’re Looking For Your Gerbil, Check Kelly Rowland’s Vest

by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

We hearing a lot of reports about people discovering that their hamsters, guinea pigs, cats, brothers from Pete & Pete and Tilda Swinton Halloween costumes have gone missing, Kelly Rowland. We don’t want to point any fingers, though. You know that we know that you know you are the hotness; we’ve seen Beyoncé‘s “Party” video. We know how it is. That being said, the vest you wore today while visiting The X Factor’s Fountain Studios in London is made out of entirely too many little woodland creatures. How many foxes had to die to assemble that thing? And how many more died just by looking at it? We rest our case.

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