Yankees third baseman / media pariah Alex Rodriguez just bought a new mansion in Miami and spent the week partying with his (alleged and unconfirmed) new girlfriend and her friends, drinking and sharing massages and watching them do cartwheels on his lawn. Get ready to be mad about this for some reason, Yankee fans:
DAG NABBIT, you’d never see DEREK JETER doin’ somethin’ all flashy like th–wait, he’s been very publicly dating celebrities nonstop for 15 years, never mind. But he was dating them clutch.
After the jump, a bunch more pics of A-Rod and his thong-clad houseguests (pics NSFW):
(pics via Splash News)
