Justin Bieber has been taking dance lessons since he was able to tie his shoes, so you know his “You Are Not The Father” dance is going to be tight. Despite the fact that Justin Bieber’s paternity lawsuit got withdrawn on Wednesday by alleged mother of his child Mariah Yeater, Justin went in for the test today anyway. “He’s ready to take a paternity test, at any moment. We have one scheduled for tomorrow,” Justin’s manager Scooter Braun told Extra last night. Bieber himself explained, “We don’t want it to seem like its okay for everyone to say, like, ‘I had Justin’s baby or having his baby.’” Unless, you know, you’re saying it quietly it into your pillow or in your secret fantasy diary. Then feel free to go crazy!
The real question is, why would Justin Bieber even bother with the test if he isn’t required to take it? As Reputation.com’s Michael Fertik told us last week, “This test is a sign of confidence in his point of view. He says he never even met her. I think he’s like, let me just put this behind me and clearly indicate this is not who I am.” That being said, Justin had better hope he’s never in a position where a paternity test might come out positive. “What he’s done is he’s set himself up,” Fertik warned. “If he ever does hook up with someone and that person claims something and he does not take a paternity test, then there’s going to be some speculation as to why. Once you go DNA, you can’t go back.” Seems like a pretty good hook for a new song, right?