Lord Hammercy! On last night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Phaedra Parks got Kandi Burruss a special present for her 35th birthday. No, not a Waterford vase or a year’s worth of free legal counsel, but rather a visit from Ridickulous, Atlanta’s most well-endowed male stripper (no, we haven’t done the research, we’re just going to take Phaedra’s word for it).
Bravo’s censors had their hands full keeping Ridickulous’, um, dickulous in check—we haven’t seen a black bar that comically large since the hotel wrestling scene in Borat—but fortunately, they had a million cameras trained on the faces of the Real Housewives as they saw him unwrap his package (and then some!) for Phaedra and her friends. We’ve collected the 20 most hilarious reaction shots for you below, which range from delighted (Phaedra) to disgusted (Nene and Kandi’s mom) to dumbstruck (Kandi, Sheree).