ScarJo Auctions Off The Chance To Be In Her Glorious Presence

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Scarlett Johansson‘s precious time and polite smiles for sale! Get it while supplies last! In her quest to become the Mother Teresa of awkward stranger dates, Scarlett is currently auctioning off a chance to meet her at the Dec. 12 premiere of her upcoming movie We Built A Zoo, which Scarlett probably could then do with all the money she’s about to pull in. Instead, bidding on ScarJo’s time through Charitybuzz.com will benefit Blessings in a Backpack, a non-profit that supplies food to disadvantaged kids. Obsess about Scarlett Johansson AND do something worthwhile with your life? And your mom said it couldn’t be done!

This isn’t the first time ScarJo has put her radiance up for auction, either. Back in October she suffered through a few hours of paralyzing small talk for a donation to the British charity Breakthrough Breast Cancer which totalled approximately $41,000. It’s sort of genius, actually. All Scarlett has to do is stand around while some goober stutters and drools next to her, then school children get fed. With the way economy’s been looking, dates with Scarlett Johansson are going to be America’s chief export and we’ll still be the richest nation in the world! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!