Lady Gaga Knows Whom You’d Rather See Coming Down The Chimney This Year

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You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, or else Lady Gaga is going to drive her sexy mutant nightmare cycle over your precious Christmas tree. We’re just kidding! Sure, the festive red studs and bizarro bike Lady Gaga was rocking at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Saturday made us secretly wish Santa would sit Xmas out this year, but Gaga is no grinch. You know she’d stuff your stocking with the things you really want: whiskey, sunglasses you can’t actually see out of, and sunblock for your constantly exposed lower abdomen. The whole idea just fills us with warm Christmas cheer. Or maybe that’s the whiskey. Either way, you know Gaga’s not going to eat those cookies you left out, right? That lower abdomen is not going to maintain itself!

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