Here’s the trailer for Battleship, the new Peter Berg-directed adaptation of the classic board game where humans and aliens shoot torpedoes at each other in the shape of the word “Hi” or a penis.
On one hand (the bad hand), the trailer looks and sounds EXACTLY like the Transformers movies:
On the other, more encouraging hand, it’s a MINI FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS REUNION:
Fine, we might’ve faked two of those photos (the first two). But hey, Riggins, Landry, AND Peter Berg? That’s close enough, right?
Also: J.D. McCoy’s Dad plays the head killer alien thing and keeps punching the Navy people. Probably.