Jennifer Aniston “Not Saying” She Hasn’t Tried Face Injections

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Hold onto your socks, people, because we are about to blow them off: An A-list actress in her 40s has admitted to trying Botox and/or some kind of artificial face filler! We know; it’s inconceivable. Jennifer Aniston is the smooth-skinned guilty party in this case, telling InStyle, “People think that I do a lot of injections, but I don’t,” before acknowledging, “I’m not saying that I haven’t tried it … but I see how it’s a slippery slope.” *Gasp* Wow, sorry about your hat rocking up into the sky like that. You probably should have hung onto that too.

Even without medical intervention, Jen might still be slathering her line-free face with the finest oils and lineaments available to man. Luckily, with age comes something better than wrinkles: the ability to just not give a crap. Says the Wanderlust star, “I quit smoking a few months ago, and I put on a couple of pounds. Normally I’d be like, ‘Oh my god, I gained weight! Everyone is going to think I’m pregnant!’ Now, I just don’t care.” Besides, as Jen explains, “All that cosmetic stuff looks ridiculous on me.” We’re with you, lady! Just look at Betty White. Or alternately …Mickey Rourke. Actually, don’t look at Mickey Rourke. No good will come of it.