Obviously Lifetime is making a movie about Drew Peterson, the ex Illinois police officer charged with murdering his third wife, and obviously that movie is called UNTOUCHABLE: The Drew Peterson Story, and obviously the trailer for that movie involves a garage door opening for twenty seconds while Peterson stands there cloaked in sinister, satisfied Lifetime-movie evil.
What we were NOT ready for, though, was Rob Lowe starring as Drew Peterson and delivering this unintentionally hilarious titular line:
Ahhh, Robbie. I assumed your career resurgence on Parks And Rec would preclude you from having to do made-for-tv movies, but after seeing this trailer, I realize I was wrong, and couldn’t be more EXCITED. Bitch.