This morning, as comedian Gabe Liedman put it, “Claire Danes witnessed her first human fart, live.” This video has already been everywhere, but in case you somehow missed its epicness, behold the most glorious morning television moment ever:
Whoopi Goldberg farting loudly on The View:
I think we can all agree that the best part about this clip, other than that it happened in front of CLAIRE DAINES, is that Whoopi makes no attempt to hide or cover this fart. She owns up to it, saying “Oh, excuse me, I think I just blew a little frog out of there!” A frog Whoopi? No. That wasn’t a little frog. Here are some things that may have come out of there though:
- A squeaky door hinge.
- A zipper opening up really fast.
- A kiss from Bill Cosby.
- A VHS tape mid-rewind.
- A naked fat man getting up from a vinyl couch.
What else is Whoopi letting out of her ass, kids?