Mark Sanchez Completes Hail Mary, Scores Himself A Few Sleepovers With Kate Upton

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Let’s see how many football-related puns we can work into this little post about New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez being spotted in the lobby of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton‘s apartment building at all hours of the night. Let’s see, we already used “Hail Mary” in the headline, so how about this: Usually Mark Sanchez is the one being tackled, but this time around, it appears he’s sacked Kate Upton. Or maybe: The only thing Mark Sanchez is better at than handoffs is getting his hands-on Kate Upton. Perhaps this? Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez huddles up next to the tight end of Kate Upton.

Ok, we give up. If you can do better (and we sincerely hope you can), show us in the comments. Best comment wins nothing less and nothing more than our undying affection.

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