Rumors are swirling that Beyonce’s due date might be upon us, though no official confirmation has been made. In the mean time, Jay-Z probably has his hands full with the brand new lawsuit that the stork delivered him this week. Awww! It’s so cute! Look at it’s chubby little torts!
According to TMZ, Hov is being sued by the Workers Compensation Board of New York after he failed to pony up for the insurance to cover his employees for three months back in 2009. Jay-Z owes $18,000 in fines, though his camp insists the fines are the result of a clerical error. Considering $18,000 is the exact amount Hov has already tucked into the pockets of their diaper bag (we’re assuming), it won’t be hard for him to get right with the law either way. Oh, and speaking of labor laws … is Beyonce giving birth yet? Seriously, we need some kind of tweet, a little sky writing, anything. Just let us know! Everything we write will be tinged with baby-related longing until we do!