Ugh, why aren’t we aren’t we on a beach in Hawaii right now, leaping around like an overcaffinated ferret while making a series of insane Dr. Seuss Who faces like LeAnn Rimes? Besides diving for a football in a display of complete overconfidence in that teeny bikini, LeAnn Rimes is actually prancing. Prancing! We haven’t pranced in years. We barely remember what prancing feels like. Will someone please just buy us all round-trip tickets to Maui so we can get our prance back? We swear we will describe it all in painstaking detail on the postcard we’ll send you.
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