Ahhhh Ty-Lör Boring! The visual Häagen-Dazs of this season of Top Chef Texas has already been tantalizing viewers for weeks with his icy cold stare and extreme baldness but also what’s up mustache. But for
some of all us, that’s not gonna be enough. No, some of us are gonna need the whoooooooole package. Well ask and ye shall receive:
Fleshbot, which is NSFW but whatever, take a risk for once and click at work, brings us these photos of Ty-Lör posting nyuuude in something called Headmaster Magazine, which is some sort of gay hipster mag where men expose their penises and ample body hair. Yup, Boring shows everything, umlauts and all, and I think we can all agree it’s not “boring” in the least. In that he’s well-hung and also a human bear carpet.
Ahead (LOL), Ty-Lör does his impression of what the Brawny man would look like if he bottomed. It is hashtag ACCURATE.