An escaped ram in England managed to impregnate more than 30 female sheep from a nearby farm in a 24-hour-period, according to sources (sources = probably that ram):
A male sheep — who appropriately goes by the name Randy — has shocked farmers across the United Kingdom by fathering 33 lambs in a 24-hour period.
The lusty lamb chop committed his serial insemination last July after jumping a fence in Desborough, England, and winding up in a field where a farmer was keeping 109 ewes.
By the time Randy’s wild and woolly night of ram-bam romance was done, a third of the lady lambs were pregnant.
The farmer, Ed Dee, 42, said that when he approached Randy afterward, the sheep “had a bit of a smirk on his face.”
So basically, he’s the Wilt Chamberlain of sheep. Wilt ChamBAAArlain? Yep, that.
For the record, “Randy The Ram” is also the main character from The Wrestler. Guess this version ended up a whole lot happier?