World’s Largest Gumball Machine Perfect For World’s Largest Social Studies Desk

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Oh hey. What’s the largest gumball machine you’ve ever seen? DON’T EVEN ANSWER THAT cause it’s probably NOTHING, you not-large-gumball-machine-seeing PERSON! (Burn.)

Behold, the world’s largest retail gumball machine, standing 7 feet tall and holding 14,450 gumballs:

The machine currently retails for $3,900 at Hammacher Schlemmer, which as we all know, is not an actual store but a magical castle in the clouds that only appears if you are of elvish descent or are a literal billionaire. If you’re an elvish billionaire, you get 5% off. Enjoy your gumballs, elvish billionaires!

Just, remember to tell Bryant Gumbel to watch out:

The Critic, anyone? A couple of you? Cool.

(pic via Splash News)

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