Ashton Kutcher Cuts His Hair, Becomes Unrecognizably Hot


Um…what? Who? Where? How? Wha…what? We guess we faintly recall how hot Ashton Kutcher was during his That ’70s Show days, but we didn’t, you know, remember. Our memories were obscured by all that Topher Grace! Speaking alongside his Two and A Half Men co-stars at the Television Critics Association Press Tour in Pasadena today, a freshly-cropped Ashton somehow pulled a reverse Sampson: he cut his hair and gained the strength of a million lady boners. While Ashton might have decided to ditch his flowing chestnut locks and thermal face blanket, there is one item he conspicuously kept on him…

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…his wedding ring! It’s been almost two months since word leaked out about his divorce from Demi Moore and the man is still keeping the faith. Kudos to you, Ashton. On looking hot, that is. As for the whole marriage thing…hey, that’s your business. If it doesn’t work out, you know where we live: on the internet.

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