If those rumors about Khloe Kardashian’s paternity had you waking up every 20 minutes drenched in a cold sweat last night, don’t worry. It looks like that gossip is good and quashed by the only two people know for sure the identity of Khloe’s biological parents: Khloe’s biological parents. â€œI have never heard such crap in my lifeâ€¦get a life,” Kris Jenner raged on Good Morning America today when asked about allegations that Khloe was the product of an affair made by Robert Kardashian‘s second wife Jan Ashley and his widow Ellen. As Kris pointed out, “I mean I was there. I gave birth.Â I know who the dad was.” Yeah, reeeeeeally hard to argue with the whole “I conceived and gave birth to her” thing, Jan and Ellen.
If that isn’t enough of a confirmation that Khloe is a full sister to Kim Kardashian, despite her height and the fact we can actually stand her, RumorFix dug up documents from Robert’ Kardashian’s annulment from Ashley in 1999. “Approximately two months after our marriage, I changed my mind,” Kardashian wrote about his decision not to have children with Ashley. “I decided since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.” As far as we’re concerned, that’s game, set, match, ladies. It would take a DNA test and some very invasive home VHS to convince us otherwise. Not that we wouldn’t thoroughly examine both of them, of course.