English fashion designer and bondage enthusiast Vivienne Westwood debuted her Fall 2012 Menswear line on the Milan runway this week. The theme? Men who survived an arctic plane crash. Yes, in a look that falls somewhere between “sexy” and “you ate my best friend to survive,” these frozen icemen are working the runway with legs that are freezing cold. Babe, seriously, take your tweed suit off and sit by the fire. Here’s some tea. Shhh it’s gonna be OK. *Strokes Frozen Head Of Gorgeous Hair*
More stills from Cool Runnings 2 ahead. Also it should be implied, but fashion is the stupidest.
(And my favorite.)
This next guy totally ate his BFF post-crash.
Emo Just Got A Lot Colder
TITANIC JOKE! #TOO SOON
WAIT A MINUTE… THAT’S NOT ICE
I WOULD HATE TO DIE WHILE ALSO WEARING THE WORST OUTFIT EVER
“JAMAICAN BOBSLEDDERS?” THE ACTUAL DISAPPOINTING TAGLING ON THE COOL RUNNINGS POSTER. CAMMAN, DISNEY, YOU CAN DO BETTER FOR THE SEQUEL.