Jessica Alba, What In The World Are You Wearing?

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At first we thought this was some sort of practical joke. Then we tried to rewire everything we (thought we) knew about fashion. Is this supposed to be avant garde? Are we supposed to think it’s cutting edge design? Through that torturous journey, we settled on this — it’s just plain ridiculous. We have no idea why Jessica Alba put this on. We love her and love what she wears normally. But then we saw these photos of her stepping out of an appearance on Live With Kelly and couldn’t find one thing to compliment except her gorgeous face. It’s a green, spattered Doo.Ri coat, with an orange Acne sweater, bile green Barbara Bui shoes and weird patterned tights that seem to have white cuffs. Buttoned or unbuttoned … this is one big, clownish fail.

[Photos: Splash News Online]