What To Expect When You’re Expecting To Eat Until You Need Bigger Pants


What To Expect When You’re Expecting hyped its leading ladies and their respective prosthetic bellies today in a new series of character posters. We were just wondering why it isn’t acceptable to clutch your abdomen in public (sometimes you just need a clutch!) when it struck us: All these actresses with bulging bellies, including the lovely Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Banks, look a lot like us … after a gigantic, delicious meal. One that featured chili, perhaps? A hearty stew? A platter of assorted fudge?

Either way, everyone enjoys having something in their bellies, whether it’s a tiny human or a personal pan pizza. The movie is coming out May 11, so they’ve probably settled on a final script, but we couldn’t help but fantasize about what our poster taglines would say if we could fiddle with the film’s premise. And if we were really, really, really hungry:

Alternate tagline: “You pee on a stick. But not until I’m finished with the Popsicle first! Dude, come on!”

Alternate tagline: “I just have all this extra energy. Plus I’m like crazy horny…for calzones!”

Alternate tagline: “I’m calling bull$#!%. I can totally eat baby food if I want to. It still has “food” in the title!

Alternate tagline: “If I knew I’d have a rack like this, I’d have joined all these pie-eating contests years ago!

Alternate tagline: “I can’t wait to eat my baby. I mean, burger! Eat my burger! Ugh, this is so embarrassing.”

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