Demi Moore is clearly lucky to be alive….though she probably doesn’t feel lucky if when she thinks about all the questions everyone has for her. We honestly though things couldn’t get worse after hearing about Moore’s alleged seizure and ambulance ride on Monday, but boy, did Demi Moore’s 911 call, placed by a friend from Moore’s home, prove us wrong. When the 911 dispatcher asked if Demi was breathing properly on the newly released call, Demi’s friend reports, “No, not so normal…[She's] shaking…burning up,” later adding that the actress “has been having some issues lately.” A statement which seems like something a 911 operator could have just assumed from the phone call.
The phone call also makes us question reports that Demi’s seizure was brought on by using nitrous oxide. Says her friend during the call, “She smoked something. It’s not marijuana…It’s similar to incense. She seems to be having convulsions.” Good lord, what? Can you…can you smoke a whip-it? Did Demi accidentally smoke actual incense and this is what happens? Please don’t smoke anything that isn’t designed to be smoked, girl! No wait….just don’t smoke anything at all! That being said, we really can’t tell if this news is worse than whip-its or not. Better? Basically the same, but shrouded in a new layer of mystery and awfulness?
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