Just when we thought we were out, Snooki and the Jersey Shore gang pull us back in. If you thought last year’s Jersey Shore: Italy season was a genius idea, then we have excellent news about the show’s upcoming season. “I believe that they were looking at Vegas and Australia, two places I would love to go,” Jersey star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro revealed to Huffington Post’s Rob Shuter. “I don’t know if we would make it back from Vegas, but I’m pretty sure we would love to go to Vegas.” As if Las Vegas needed to smell more like bronzer or hair spray. As if Australia needed more beer drinkers or tiny adorable koala-like creatures.
On one hand, Vegas seems like the perfect place to up the ante on the Jersey Shore cast’s particular brand of fist-pumping debauchery (plus the cast seems to head there every other week anyway). On the other hand, Australia has something like the top three most poisonous land snakes in the world. Plus Fosters! “I want to do this as long as the fans keep watching,” Ronnie says about the show that made him a household name. “I will do it in Depends and a walker.” Oh, but why make us wait for Jersey Shore: Assisted Living Facility? Just put Deena in a diaper now! Please?