Ozzy the Collie — birth name Osbert Humperdinck Pumpernickle — is pretty remarkable. That’s because lil Ozz manages to do what I could barely myself accomplish in a beginner’s yoga class: Balancing on his little dog pulkes with his paws up in the air on just about anything: Chains, ropes, signs, trains full of circus runaways, you name it.
A balancing dog may not seem like a big deal, but why don’t you tell me that again after your local animal limbo contest:
The photos are cute… but the video of him trying to balance is some straight up Bobby Fischer sh*t.
Here is a photo of Ozzy trying to break in to church to thank God for his dog given gifts:
We’ll even let Ozzie source the story: