David Hasselhoff, you card! Here we thought you were about to pledge the rest of your life to girlfriend of a year Hayley Roberts, when really you were about to plummet headfirst toward a harbor, still blissfully unwed. You got us! “Tried it again on top of the Sydney harbour bridge!,” the Piranha 3DD star tweeted, along with a photo of himself down on one knee. Man, we know if our boyfriend joked about marrying us in front of the entire world, we’d be laughing! We’d be laughing so hard, we might never stop laughing! Or crying! Or both at the same time!
“The truth is I’m having a fantastic time with this lovely lady but at this time we have no plans to marry,” Hasselhoff clarified to People this afternoon. Clearly the Hoff’s lady friend didn’t mind his monkeyshines too much; the next photo he tweeted featured the two smooching rather than Roberts shoving Hasselhoff off the bridge in a fit of rage. Looks like these two were meant for each other after all! Or Hayley was just waiting to get to sea-level to rip Hasselhoff a new one. One of the two.
[Photo: David Hasselhoff's Twitter]