Some of us didn’t need another reason to love Kristen Bell. Not since the day we watched her first stakeout on Veronica Mars. And lately, what with her Hunger Games superfandom and her House of Lies badassery, we’ve been loving her even more. But some of us also didn’t get how someone of her level of extreme cuteness was engaged to someone of moderate cuteness like Dax Shepard (mostly, we just want her and Logan to be together forever and ever). Until today. On The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Kristen told Ellen how Dax surprised her on her birthday last year by bringing a sloth to their house for her birthday party. Then she shared that her love of sloths is so great that she went into a full-on panic attack after merely GUESSING that there was one in her house. Watch the video below.
Disappointingly, we see no sloth action (oxymoron?) in this clip, just a photo of the tearstained Kristen next to her visitor in a cage. But we do see evidence of Dax sweetly reacting to Kristen’s freakout. Much sweeter, say, than Ellen, who pretended that she was bringing a sloth out to the show just to see Kristen’s face. Hilarious, but also kind of mean. So, from here on out, we promise not to doubt the perfection of the Kristen-Dax match. But if you want to bring a sloth by the VH1 offices, just as insurance, Dax, we’ll let you.
[Photo: The Ellen DeGeneres Show]