Snooki Pregnant? We Have A Hard Time Believing This One

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Star magazine is coming out with a story from an “insider” claiming that Snooki is about to announce that she and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are expecting their first child. “She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and some family,” the source says. Hmmm. Here’s why we’re skeptical:

1) One of us here at TheFABlife just had a Snooki and JWoww spotting yesterday and says she is still looking her newly skinny 98 lb. self.

2) The 24-year-old Jersey Shore party girl hardly seems like the type to settle down just yet, even if she’s found true love.

3) It wouldn’t be good news for her Zantrex-3 endorsement deal. The diet supplement, which contains a whole lot of caffeine and other stimulants, is hardly a healthy choice for expecting ladies. Zantrex-3′s site even warns: “Zantrex-3 is not intended for use if you are pregnant or nursing.”

On the other hand, this would be a huge boost to Snooki and JWoww’s spin-off plans. Can you imagine? And after the show got a smackdown from Hoboken Mayor Dawn Zimmer, who refused to give the MTV show a permit to film in the New Jersey city, they could use some good news like this. Come to think of it, Snooki, if you’re not knocked-up already, time to get to work. Ooof. Sorry. We are the worst sometimes.

[Photo: Twitter, Zantrex-3 ad]