We guess once your girl-on-girl make out sessions span two continents and get broadcast to millions of people, it’s sort of hard to ignore the fact you’re kind of into the ladies. So hats off to Snooki for keeping it real about her sexuality! “I would consider myself bi,” the Jersey Shore star revealed to The Huffington Post’s Gay Voices in a joint interview with JWoww. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.” We’re sure Jionni is at least 50% reassured by that declaration. If only Vinny was completely androgynous, then maybe Jionni could finally sleep at night!
As for the other Jersey Shore cast members, the ladies have their super-sensitive gaydar trained on one gentleman in particular: The Situation. “[H]is posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything,” JWoww muses when asked if their smoosh-crazy roommate could be gay, explaining, “Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.” Says Snooki of the Sitch, “He told me one time, ‘[All the talk is] making me wonder.'” Luckily the two ladies also discuss their support of gay marriage, which makes us want a Jersey Shore gay wedding so bad. They can have the ceremony in the t-shirt shop and the reception at Karma! Deena can make bridesmaid bouquets out of all her piles of cast-off weave!
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