Nicolas Cage Finally Responds To Vampire Rumors On Letterman

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You’ve seen the Nicolas Cage 1870s photo, and you’ve read our subsequent overwhelming evidence that Nicolas Cage is a vampire and been like “I thought that was a joke but now I kind of literally believe this because it makes complete sense.”

Last night, Nic Cage appeared on Letterman to finally break his LEGENDARY SILENCE on the topic of his own vampirism, and in the process, just convinced us even further: