As far as we’re concerned, Ice-T‘s wife Coco has transcended all race, gender, species and taste to become the most glorious being ever to have shown her butt using a laptop on Twitter. When it comes to who she really is, though, Coco’s voluptuous figure and deep faux tan have nothing on her ability to put up with her spouse’s ish on a daily basis for the past decade. “Honey, you’re giving it to them,” VH1′s Janell Snowden joked about the diva’s deep bronze look on the Grammy red carpet Sunday. “You might be mistaken for black tonight.” Agreed Ice-T, “Whoopi Goldberg called her a sister, and one of my buddies said, ‘Well, no, Coco is white.’ She goes, ‘Well, if Coco can deal with Ice-T’s mannish ass, she’s an honorary sister.’” Then Ice-T and Janell played Coco’s booty like a glorious snare drum. We could not make this stuff up if we tried.
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