Chris Brown To Haters: “HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now!”

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A lot of us hated on Chris Brown during the Grammys Sunday, mostly because he’s an awful piece of sh*t who beat his girlfriend bloody and has made numerous bumbling homophobic remarks and really had no business performing at the Grammys, but this week, Brown Tweeted this iron-clad response to all the H8erz:

“HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That’s the ultimate F**K OFF!”

He’s right! We better drop the argument because he’s got a Grammy, thus completely vindicating him both artistically and personally.

For the record, some other artists with Grammys: Milli Vanilli, The Baha Men, Shaggy, Christopher Cross, MC Hammer, Starland Vocal Band, Nelly, Hootie And The Blowfish, Rob Thomas, Coolio, Zach Braff, and the song “Believe” by Cher, and literally 77 more people every year, so they’re all great too. And few if any of those artists have beaten Rihanna in the face and openly hate gay people.

My point is, we all have to stop criticizing Chris Brown now, because as he said, he sure showed all of us. Dang! I really wanted to keep being like, “Isn’t it weird how little the general public seems to care about his violent awfulness?” but I can’t because he just gave us the ultimate f**k off. Congrats Greatie! (I call everyone who wins a Grammy ‘Greatie’)