WHICH ONE IS HOOCH? WHICH. ONE. IS. HOOCH.
MMM, JEROME, I LOVE IT WHEN YOU STROKE MY EARS
THIS UNDERCOVER DOGGIE COCAINE EXCHANGE
LIEUTENANT DAN, ICE CREAM!
I WENT HOME WITH BON JOVI, I WOKE UP NEXT TO THIS
(DON’T DRINK, KIDS)
“AW, JEEZ, RANDY. DO YOU GOTTA WALK RIGHT BY ME WITH YOUR BUSINESS HANGING OUT? REALLY, THAT’S SERIOUSLY NASTY, MAN. GOD.”
BEST ATTEMPT AT NOT SLEEPING ON WEAVE
AND AFTER WESTMINSTER, IT’S STRAIGHT TO THE UGG FACTORY FOR YOU, OLD BOY
LOOK MOST LIKELY TO APPEAR IN BROOKLYN NEXT WEEK
WINNER OF THE COVETED “PINKEST BALLS” AWARD
EVEN ACADEMY AWARD WINNER HELEN MIRREN WAS THERE!
DEADLIEST DOGGIE MOONWALKING STUNT
THIS SNUGGIE IS ONLY 7 ELECTRONS LONG
(Also is that a bare leg next to him because I’m vomiting.)
BICHON FRIS-HEYYY MARTHA
THE BALLS ON THIS GUY
IT ISN’T A WESTMINSTER WITHOUT A LITTLE PRE-SHOW THAI MASSAGE ACTION
TRAILER FOR BEING BICHON MALKOVICH
MIGHT AS WELL GET YOUR FLEAS REMOVED WHILE YOU’RE THERE
SHE CALLS HER BREASTS “DOGS”
MOST MENOPAUSAL
HIS FATHER’S ONLY ADVICE FOR PROM NIGHT: TRY TO COP A FEEL WHILE DANCING
I’M NOT INTO DOGS LIKE THAT BUT I THINK I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH THIS ONE
YOU KNOW UNIQUE LOVES TO GET HER NAILS DONE Y’ALL
TINIEST STREAM OF URINE KNOWN TO MAN
HER HUSBAND MAY BE GONE, BUT MRS. FUZZLYWORTH WILL BE WITH HER TIL DEATH DO THEM PART
AAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I’M PREGNANT
THEY DO WHAT TO YOUR BALLS.
CHIN I WANT TO KISS THE MOST
NICK NOLTE’S HOTTEST MUGSHOT
HOW CAN SALLY THINK ABOUT BOYS WHEN SHE HAS TO TAKE HER PSAT’S TOMORROW?!?!?
GERALD HAD HEARD ABOUT THE PROBE, BUT HE NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO HIM
THIS IS SOME M.C. DOG ESCHER SH*T HAPPENING RIGHT HERE
THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING A WHITE DOG WITH DREADS IS NOT BEING ACCEPTED IN ANY COMMUNITY
NO ONE HATES THE SARAH MCLACHLAN COMMERCIAL MORE THAN THIS GUY
THIS PHOTO MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
AS DOES THIS ONE
SHOT BY DOGGIE TERRY RICHARDSON
(via)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW: MALACHY, A 4-YEAR-OLD PEKINGESE
HE ALMOST CAN’T BELIEVE THE WIN
BUT STILL MUSTERS A SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS
CONGRATS MALACHY!
[Photos: Getty Images]
