Goat Massage Video Stops Just Short Of Happy Ending


The thing about goats is… God, where do I even start? Human faces, eyes with people souls, lips that begged to be pecked/fed cans, teeth plucked from a science class skeleton, and hooves of pure gold. So when a video pops up called “Baby Goat Massage,” you can imagine my reaction. (Picture Helen Hunt on Angeldust.)

Yep, apparently all it takes to get a couple of goats to give you the massage of your life is ground covered in dirt and a couple of small goats. Just lay down on your stomach, close your eyes, and let their little hooves take you to nirvana. The video is a gem, though before you click, know that it’s not the happiest of endings MASSAGE JOKE.

(via Cute Overload)

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