Battle Of The Bulge: Kourtney’s Neck Ruffles Vs. Adrienne’s …Torso Poof?


Everyone was looking a hot mess at the Escape to Total Awards red carpet events last night (Cee Lo Green, we’re looking at you here), but Kourtney Kardashian and former Cheetah Girl (and Rob Kardashian ex) Adrienne Bailon manage to stand out from the rest. Just like their weird ruffles stood out from the rest of their outfits! Maybe it’s just us, but we appreciate fashion risks, not the risk of accidentally suffocating yourself with your own bizarro dress.

In L.A., Kourtney’s Elizabeth collar somehow managed to look both boring and absurd, though if she wanted us to forget that she’s massively preggo, she did a good job. Our brains doesn’t even register her bump next to those frills! As for Adrienne, her awkward front frock is the only thing hovering between her and the chilly New York wind. Not that she cares, apparently. As the former Disney star told Celebuzz, “If I could come out naked, I would. This is just some fancy stuff to throw over my little naked body.” Uh…huh. Maybe we should feel grateful for that mess of fabric then. Thank you, odd beige cloth! We owe you one!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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