Yesterday, the collective reproductive systems of the world ground to a halt when we learned that Snooki from the Jersey Shore might be harboring a smoked gouda nutlog in the space where a baby grows. That’s right, Nicole Polizzi is pregnant, presumably with boyfriend Jionni’s baby, and not a hairnet full of margarita salt. But just what, exactly, is growing inside of Snooki? Well now we know. Brace yourselves: Here’s a photo of her first sonogram!
Hmm… maybe she’s… Not the mama?