Koalas sleep 22 hours a day. When they’re awake, they eat leaves that make them high. Animal Planet does not air a show called Koala Intervention, but it really should, because a show where a koala shows up to a hotel conference room in flip-flops holding her cell phone only to find her koala mom and dad sitting there and her koala aunt sobbing is something I would gladly watch.
Where was I? Yes. My job. Here is a video of a koala running down a hallway towards a camera. I have watched hundreds of hours of koala footage and have never seen anything quite like this.
It’s almost terrifying? But like a serial killer I want to cuddle with: