Adrienne Bailon Blames “The Wind” For Her Scandalous Wardrobe Malfunction


Adrienne Bailon revealed a little more than her questionable fashion sense on the Escape To Total Rewards red carpet last Friday. And by “a little more,” we mean “her entire crotch.” Luckily Russell Simmons checked in with the former Cheetah Girls star, who offered a tearful, confusing explanation for her scandalous frock. “The wind blew and despite what other girls may do, this is really a terrible accident to me,” Simmons reported the actress saying on his Global Grind site. “I’m really upset, but I’m even more upset about what my parents might think. I want to be known for my talent. I love the idea of being sexy, but I’ve never been in this business to sell sex, I’ve been in this business to sell my talent. The truth is, when you look at the pictures, you don’t realize that the wind really did blow my dress, and I don’t really know what else to say about it.” Well, we have a few more things to say about it, such as:

  1. The wind? Really?
  2. It’s one thing to accidentally flash the cameras when you’re climbing out of a car. It is quite another to be standing completely still on the red carpet in a dress that is primed to reveal your lady parts at any moment. The designer, the buyer and the seamstress who made this dress all knew this was going to happen. This dress knew this was going to happen, and it’s an inanimate object.
  3. Seriously, the wind? Come on, girl. We’re not that naive.
  4. There’s this thing called underwear? You put it on under the dress you’re wearing? You see where we’re going with this.
  5. The back view is almost as scandalous as the front, and you knew that was going to be on display! Even if you weren’t caught in one of those indoor hurricane-force winds New York is always having!
  6. The. Wind. No.

Luckily Russell is nothing if not a sweetheart. “Adrienne will be fine, as she is incredibly talented,” he admonished his readers. “This moment will blow over quicker than the wind that blew up her dress. Hold ya’ head up and your dress down. Keep smiling.” Oh, and watch out for that treacherous wind!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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