Amber Tamblyn Might Be The Greatest Rapper/Prankster Of Our Time

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We’ve long known Amber Tamblyn to be both an actress as well as the little spoon to comedian David Cross. But this weekend revealed a new side of Tamblyn, one that is not only hilarious, but that also drops sick beats.

It all began one sunny afternoon when male model Tyrese Gibson committed an internet sin. On an e-mail with a non-bcc’d list of celebrity e-mail addresses, he saw the name “Amber Rose,” and assuming it was musician/Wiz Khalifa’s fiance Actual Amber Rose, thought it wise to e-mail her with a request to work together on some tracks. Well, it turns out his e-mail was instead sent to actress Amber Tamblyn, whose middle name is Rose.

But instead of alerting Tyrese to the mix-up, Tamblyn decided to play along and see if in fact they could really make beautiful music together. She went so far as to record 4 DEMO TRACKS for the prank, including the best one… DANCEFLOOR ETIQUETTE:

You guys… she’s not that bad.

The result ends up being a hilariously confusing e-mail exchange between Amber Tamblyn and Tyrese, who remains yours, Repectfully.

First, let Amber tell it in her own words. From her Facebook page:

Tyrese Gibson (of Fast and Furious and Transformers) saw my name cc’d on an email that a mutual friend sent out and thought I was the model ex girlfriend of Kanye West, Amber Rose. (My middle name is Rose and my email adress is registered as Amber Rose.) I’ve never met Tyrese before. He pulled my email addy from that cc list and emailed me wanting to work on an album together. So I recorded 4 demos on my iPhone and sent them to him.

Below are the two email correspondences I had with Tyrese as well as a link to the songs I sent him.

DISCLAIMER: Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beatufiul music together.

On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

On this new album it’s whatever..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T wrote:

lol u are so sweet boo I’ve been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is. Attached is the single demo I’ve been workin on… not finished yet but soon! Thanks to u boo lol. I will send you more demos soon. You will have demos comin out ur demos!! lol

A

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 10:55 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

We can make it real …. I’m sitting on a lot of magic … Let me know when ur in LA .. We can play until we customize AR

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:03 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

I like the way you think. The music is just temp tracks but the lyrics and songs are my babies. Attached is another one. I’m so happy you are feelin’ these! God Bless lol Love 4Ever

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:21 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That song was not it … Not even remotely …. Just keepin it real

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 26, 2012, at 11:29 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Thank you so much for keepin it really real, T. That last one I was just messin around with. The first one I sent called Dancefloor Etiquette” is important to the feministical evolution and fourth wave movement of Woman-Beats and Girl-Music. Ya know? NEWayz, I will send more! Demos and demos lol….xA

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me now … ***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

Amber Rose Wrote:

Sorry boo I would but my neighbors is really into exotic animals and I promised I would go over and see their new baby Ball Python.

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 11:33 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

What u on?

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

Amber Rose wrote:

Virgin America!

On Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 12:47 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me when u land Pluto lady .. I got some shit in the stash

Hope I’m not wasting my time .. I got 6 hot ones for u

***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:23 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Here listen to these 2 first…What do you think? Then we can talk. ON THE REAL talk.

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:26 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool … Good luck on your career … One

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 11:40 AM, Amber Rose wrote:

Wow…okay. Sorry you feel that way. To each his own I suppose.

These do mean something to me. They are from my heart and I feel like there is an important message in each and every song.

But okay, good luck on your career as well.

OH AND BY THE WAY – For the record, this is really Amber.

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

On Thu, Mar 1, 2012 at 11:46 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Here’s something ONLY YOU would know … One night we left what party..? And u dropped me off where..??

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Mar 1, 2012, at 12:00 PM, Amber Rose wrote:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. What party?

Best,

Amber Rose Tamblyn

Tyrese Gibson to me 12:20 PM (46 minutes ago)

Never-mind ..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

Am I the only one who really wants them to collaborate?? They’d be at least 500 times as good as actual rapper Amber Rose.