That saddest part about the alleged break-up of Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz isn’t that it officially brings to an end all those yachting trips, or that they just missed the cut-off for The Most Beautiful Couple In The World Contest, a yearly competition we run out of our cubicles. No, it’s that Eva has to give up on the dream of having Penelope Cruz as her sister-in-law. That woman is just so palpably classy, we can barely stand it! You just know Penelope would let you borrow her couture men’s wear if you wanted to. Not that you could actually fit into any of it, but still! It’s the thought, and the beautiful head that thought it, that counts!
According to Us Weekly, the Desperate Housewives star and musician Eduardo ended their romance of over a year earlier this week, after which Cruz flew back to his native Spain. “It was a mutual decision,” their source claims. “They are staying friends.” Do you know how these two met? Penelope introduced them. She facilitated their romance and now it’s over! How tragique. Oh, and if you don’t get why we’re so geeked out, please go see Vikki Christina Barcelona. Or Volver. Maybe not Vanilla Sky. Then you’ll understand completely.
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