Australian’s Marie Claire has made one of those “Perfect Celebrity Frankensteins” again, where different facial features of various beautiful women are hastily pasted together in Photoshop to create one “perfect woman.” And my, what a woman she is. Pretty, but you wouldn’t really trust her to cat sit, would you? Come home early from vacation and BAM: That cat’s wearing really small Swiffers on her feet while your “friend” is webcamming it for some online OCD community.
To put it more clearly, let’s turn to this ONTD commenter (yes, I’m quoting a livejournal user) theratwhispers, who said it best: “The end result looks like Taylor Swift, if she had a crazy twin sister that lived in the attic.” And yes, there is something kind of Swifty about this thing, isn’t there? Not just there hair. Perhaps that Hathaway gaze belies some sort of Swiftian bewilderment that we’ve all come to know and love.
Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated story, please kill this thing with fire and may it never walk this Earth.