Nicki Minaj‘s ambition is nothing if not a force of nature. Do you think she’d be able to maintain that wig game or that repertoire of aggressively hilarious faces if she didn’t want to be the best of the best? Highly doubtful. “I never thought about music as just being the end-all, be-all. I always looked at it like a business, something that I could create an empire out of. So that’s why I’m only about to put out my second album and I’m already thinking about this,” the “I’m The Best” rapper told Allure. “I had a little conversation with Jay-Z at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. He said, ‘Congratulations on all your success.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, I’m coming for you. I’m coming for your spot, Mr. Mogul.'” How embarrassing. Jay-Z doesn’t even have a wig game.
That being said, we are going to have to draw the line when it comes to what “being the best” entails. It should have nothing to do with girl’s weight. “I’m naturally petite, but I definitely struggle with keeping those extra pounds off,” Nicki Minaj claims. “And I hate working out. I can’t stand being on a treadmill. That mentally irks me. When I need to lose a few, I just cut out sugar and starch.” What pounds is she talking about? Statues could and have been made to Nicki’s insane figure, including the one we’re chiseling right now. Nicki knows we would only love her more if she weighed 400 lbs, right? More.