The thing about Sum 41′s Deryck Whibley is this: Even his name sounds like that of a small tree creature. But “so what, who cares” about that, because 5’5″ Deryck, you’ve just become the smaller half of our new favorite Tally-Smally couple, along with your 6 foot tall girlfriend Ari Cooper. I mean Ari, speaking to you as a 6 foot tall woman myself, not sure the wooden stilt shoes you’ve strapped to your feet are helping the situation at all (they’re not.) But as a stereotypical black sitcom character would say in the 90s, “Go on with your tall self!”
So sorry George Clooney and Stacy Keebs. You’re gonna have to up your Tally-Smallyness game hugetime if you want to stay at the top of my extremely fickle list.
More pics of this model and her tree elf ahead.