Eden Wood is a bona fide tiny star. No one on Toddlers & Tiaras, not even our beloved Alana Honey Boo Boo Child, has had the last effects that Eden Wood has had on society. Like a pint-sized pre-Howard-K-Stern Anna Nicole Smith, she’s a little beauty with enough personality of a 40-year-old to spare. And now, I am proud to announce that VH1 sister network Logo has finally done what should have been done moon’s ago: Given Eden Wood her very own reality show.
Called Eden’s World, the show follows Eden and her mom on the journey to… wait, what’s the journey here? Hollywood? I think it’s Hollywood, as Eden retired from pageants at age 6. But wait… it sure looks like they’re at pageants. Well maybe she’s like Cher. “Retired.” Also loving the token gay on the show. You can believe I’ll be watching, and GOD ARE YOU LISTENING making a cameo. Love, Mash.
The show begins on April 16th at 10 PM on Logo. Check out NewNowNext for more information!!