Rihanna Claims She Has No Butt…We Prove Her Wrong

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We never in a million years thought we’d have to play Sherlock Holmes to locate Rihanna‘s booty. Just kidding, it’s what we went to college for! “It’s difficult to have any kind of routine when your schedule is that crazy. So I really have no idea how I’m continuously losing weight,” the Talk That Talk singer complained on Ryan Seacrest‘s KIIS FM show this morning. “It’s actually pretty annoying. Now, I don’t have a butt, no boobs — already had no boobs — so annoying!” Now Riri, we understand that hours upon hours of air grinding under merciless stage lights every night is bound to take its toll on the body, but no butt? We have months and months of booty pics we’d like to submit as evidence to the contrary:

Exhibit A: Rihanna’s 30 Hottest Pants-free Looks
Exhibit B: Birthday Girl Rihanna’s 24 Hottest Twitpics
Exhibit C: We mean, come on! Just look with your eyes!

The defense rests! Booty Court adjourned! Okay, okay, so girl is never going to look like Nicki Minaj in a bikini, but who else in the world does? Just don’t be so hard on your behind, Rihanna. It might be small, but it is mighty. Check out the gallery below if you don’t believe us…

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