Can We Talk About The Movie “Salmon Fishing In The Yemen”?

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No? Understood.

But seriously. What is this? Every time the ad comes on I’m like “Oh! Ewan McGregor” and then I’m like LosingHorns.com it’s Salmon Fishing In The Yemen. I swear I’ve seen the trailer 20 times and all I can figure out about it is that it’s kind of like The English Patient in that a guy wears a turban and there’s a hot Brit starring in it. But ughhh the romance between Ewan and Emily Blunt looks about as exciting as watching two albino flies f*ck, and I still don’t know… Do they actually go salmon fishing?!?! I am honestly debating live-tweeting from the theater along with the dozen or so other people who also couldn’t score Hunger Games tickets.

Thanks for listening guys.