Snooki is only a few months pregnant with the clump of Corona bottlecaps that have collected in her womb, and all we can do, the American public, is wait, patiently, flushing ourselves out with our newly purchased Purell bidet, and praying. Praying that Snooki’s child is born in the exact likeness of her mother, ie, a Louis Vuitton clutch dipped in jam and then rolled around on the floor in Supercuts.
Anyway, the fine people at College Humor have gotten their hands on Google Chrome’s exclusive Snooki Jr. ad. It’s everything and more. Also if The Situation IS indeed the father, he should probably extend his rehab stay for a few extra years.
(via College Humor)