There are two things we know about Kevin Smith: he loves himself a Twitter feud and….uh…well, he directed Mall Rats? Oh right, and he hates Bruce Willis. The Dogma director tweeted part of his new book Tough S–t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good, which his followers quickly identified as being about Willis, the star of Smith’s 2010 police comedy Cop Out. “Who am I talking about when I write THIS,” Smith allegedly queried. “He turned out to be the unhappiest, most bitter and meanest emo-bitch I ever met at any job I’ve held. And mind you, I worked at Domino’s.” Did you guys notice how Smith also managed to insult Domino’s within one stealth tweet? This man is like a beef master!
Of course, this isn’t the first time the director raged against his former leading man. The fact Smith has yet to be kicked into an elevator shaft to plummet to his death is actually twice as surprising as we initially though! Smith went on another rant against the Die Hard star in January 2011 while being interviewed for comedian Marc Maron‘s WTF podcast. “It was difficult. I’ve never been involved in a situation like that where one component is not in the box at all. It was f—ing soul crushing,” he complained. Smith has since deleted the offending tweets, which suggests to us that he didn’t want anything else crushed either, least of all his precious, precious tweeting fingers.
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