Honor The Titanic’s 100th Anniversary With This Super Classy $19 Heart Of The Ocean

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April 15th will mark the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic (get ready to get tired of Titanic Twitter jokes at around 10:30 am that day!), but rather than sit there idly with no way to half-assedly exploit some vague memory of honor the deaths of 1,500 people, you can now finally own the REAL Heart Of The Ocean Pendant Replica for just $19.90:

“I’d like you to draw me wearing this. Wearing ONLY this. And my ‘I Heart Titanic’ trucker hat and this ‘I don’t BREAK for icebergs’ bumper sticker. Together, we will honor those thousand-plus people who died – they were all truly kings of the world.”

Click this ad for more classy information, or to order 50 of these instantly. It even comes with a replica “First Class Dining Menu”! Though I don’t think “ICEBERG Lettuce…Dun dun DUNNNNN” was really on there?