Rihanna knows her love life is none of your business. You know Rihanna’s love life is none of your business. We all know Rihanna’s love life is none of our business and, more importantly, we know exactly how RiRi will react if she was suddenly peppered with questions about canoodling Ashton Kutcher: not well. “Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?,” a reporter named Sarah tentatively asked the Talk That Talk singer at the Battleship press conference in London. “Wow, how disappointing was that question,” Rihanna replied in a total deadpan, while fixing the reporter with a withering glare. Please do yourself a favor and watch the video after the jump; RiRi’s ice queen facial reaction is…beyond priceless.
When the panel moderator attempted to move their conversation past the uncomfortable silence, RiRi added, “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.” Haha, it was, Rihanna! Please excuse Sarah while she crawls into this ravine now! Luckily Rihanna was able to laugh it off with costar Brooklyn Decker at the film’s photocall. We’d like to imagine RiRi gasping, “Did you see the look on her face when I said ‘disappointing’? And I didn’t even answer the question! So, so good!”
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